precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

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damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

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waterbears:

etsy understands me

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

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laughhard:

They got some party animals working over at 5 Gum

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humansofcolor:

thecraftychemist:

They are literally putting millions of people in danger.

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seelywights:

Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

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youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

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