gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via lohanthony)

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

(via wtf-kbye)

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

(via 87daysbefore)

(Source: jaredbottoms, via wtf-kbye)

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

(via wtf-kbye)

pleatedjeans:

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zenpencils:

CHRIS HADFIELD An astronaut’s advice

albinwonderland:

yes good

(Source: thegirlwhocouldnthula)

Rob Ford, Act III: Saga of Toronto’s mayor about to reach climax — National Post (via fuckyeahtoronto)

(via fuckyeahtoronto)

Fitness does not suit him. Suits do not fit him. That is just who he is.

(Source: wonderfullybland, via 2000ish)