tastefullyoffensive:

[thejesskat]

giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

(via wtf-kbye)

pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

(via hi)

pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

(via hi)

yourneckplusmyteeth:

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

Beats me but at least the girls are getting prettier.

(via hi)

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

(via soundlyawake)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via thefuuuucomics)

wtf-kbye:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Cause it’s stupid

^^ ahahahahaha